No laughing matter
One of two clown statues were stolen out of a backyard between July 9 and 10 in the 500 block of De LaSalle Avenue, police said.
Breaking, and entering
Juveniles climbed a roof and entered the courtyard of in the 1300 block of Springdale Circle, and destroyed five large potted planters between Thursday and Monday morning, police said.
Two metal plant stands with plants inside were stolen from a driveway of a home in the 1400 block of Larsen Lane, police said.
Scene from "The Hangover"?
An intoxicated 19-year-old barefoot woman was banging on a door in the 1500 block of North Columbia Street at 3 a.m., police said. She had no clue where she was or how she got there.
Don't light that match
A woman was cited with having industrial grade fireworks on her property in the 3500 block of Fairmont Avenue, police said.
A man found cigarette butts on his rear patio and his screen door open in the 1200 block of Laurel Lane, police said.