OMG PD: Burglarized Bozo, Scene from 'The Hangover'

No laughing matter

One of two clown statues were stolen out of a backyard between July 9 and 10 in the 500 block of De LaSalle Avenue, police said.

Breaking, and entering

Juveniles climbed a roof and entered the courtyard of  in the 1300 block of Springdale Circle, and destroyed five large potted planters between Thursday and Monday morning, police said. 

Green-thumbed thief

Two metal plant stands with plants inside were stolen from a driveway of a home in the 1400 block of Larsen Lane, police said.

Scene from "The Hangover"?

An intoxicated 19-year-old barefoot woman was banging on a door in the 1500 block of North Columbia Street at 3 a.m., police said. She had no clue where she was or how she got there.

Don't light that match

A woman was cited with having industrial grade fireworks on her property in the 3500 block of Fairmont Avenue, police said. 

Uninvited guests

A man found cigarette butts on his rear patio and his screen door open in the 1200 block of Laurel Lane, police said.