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Ann Paul September 14, 2012 at 02:35 AM
And son, after I cover the section on how unions try to hold the country hostage, Karen Lewis is going to come tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.
Ballseck Malone September 15, 2012 at 09:08 PM
Kid says, "So that's who's been sticking their hands in my piggy bank?" Dad says, "Yes son, it wasn't the boogeyman after all."
Rick Anderson September 16, 2012 at 04:32 AM
........and in 2015 Congress overturned of the 22 nd admendment allowing Barack Obama unlimited terms as president.
Holly Haworth November 04, 2012 at 06:57 PM
Wow, American politics are so confusing. It'd be easier to read you the bible.
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