Are you sure that's child proof?

If it is still this big after all the pills are
gone contact a doctor immediately.

Sorry sir, this is the smallest size we carry here at Costco pharmacy....

This should solve your constipation problem !!!

So just how big are those suppositories?!?!?

Welcome to Canada!!!

Sorry. It's not available in generic yet.

That's a lot of vigara. I expect to see you pole vaulting next time you come in here..

You said you wanted a life-time supply of pills.

"...and tell Paul Bunyan I hope he's feeling better soon."

I said I wanted thre MONTH supply...

I still can't read the instructions!

Look at this way, under the new government plan there’s no more prescription refill reminders.

Sorry Obama care doesn't cover this prescription !

Whoa! I guess you have built a tolerance to your meds!

"Now that McDonald's has taken over Rite Aid, CVS and Walgreens, they are trying to bring back the concept of SuperSizing ."

Special delivery from Canada!

Now make sure your child finishes all of this poison.

Your wife called and said the little blue pills just aren't strong enough anymore....these should do the trick!!!!

Picking up a prescription, Mr. Smith? Here's that 90 Day prescription of pain medication Dr. Jones called in for you today. Shall I go ahead and make reservations for your stay at our affiliated Drug Rehab Clinic to begin at the end of those 90 days?

This was the main story featured in the Yorkville Patch. A week later they found out it was not a reliable news tip. It was just a funny cartoon someone from the city faxed them.

As a convenience for our customers, we now offer your antacid medication in a 35 gallon container size.

No, I am sorry. Even that size prescription vial will not hold enough Vicodin to stop the pain if Obama gets re-elected.

You ask why the large container, Mr. Smith? In our pharmacy's effort to become more environmentally conscientious, instead of placing your 90 day supply of 10 different medications in 10 vials, we are now dispensing all your medications in one vial. We save on containers & paper, and you have the added benefit of a surprise every time you take a pill. It's a win-win situation.

Of course it's covered by insurance, it doesn't work.

We're trying to make the size of the containers match the size of the price.

This should get him back to green, and tell him ,"Ho, Ho Ho" for me would you?

If it's still this big 4 hours after you have taken them seek immediate medical attention,

"Take 12 a day until the election..."

If you have any issues taking this, just crush them and put in a bit of applesauce..

This is our adult-proof bottle.

Your doctor wasn't kidding when he told you that your new medication may make you feel like you are taking a horse pill!

Begin taking these suppositories right after the election. If we wind up with divided government, alternate between the red ones, and the blue ones. Take them, once daily, during the nightly news reports.

don't forget the teaspoon of sugar.

This should help ease your pain for another 104 years, Mr. Epstein.

If she gets pregnant after taking these...It was meant to be!!!

If you vote for Mitt Romney you will no longer be able to get these meds.

bryan russell here is your wife's water pills

Mr. Jackson, I have your prescription right here! You said your doctors name was "Murray?" I'll have tommorrow's dose ready for you when we open in the morning!

All set with your prescription Mr. Mcgwire

keep it away from the old deputy chief in yorkville

Do you like my Halloween Costume? Yeah it's totally original!

All the flip flopping by Romney we just can't get it right " take it all".

Here's your free birth control courtesy of Obamacare! Go out and get all the sex you want!

Mr.Obama don't take to many of these pills or they will make you lethargic and dopey like your last debate with Romney!

That will be just $4.00 for the meds and the bottle is $427.32 we do this because we need to pay for all those without insurance.

I'm sorry Mr. Peterson, we are fresh out of the blue barrels ....this should work

NO! NO! NO! Mrs. Pharmacist you don't understand, this bottle is only half the dose! She gets really bad cramps!

Sir, this is the best birth-control we sell for your sexually active teenage daughter. Instructions are: take patient, place inside, secure cap and do not open for thirty years!

Take one a day until the Cubs win the World Series.

The pharmacy really needs to change their policy regarding prescription drug coverage...

You really only need 20 pills but obamacare covers 100,000. Same time next week?

Here's the dose needed to deal with the Plainfield Township Highway Commissioner...

"These may be a little hard to swallow but you'll adapt. Any questions?"

"The directions say that if the pills are too big to swallow, you can cut them in half to make it easier..."

Rummy's ahead in the polls,here's your 4 year supply of anti depressants.

You can't swallow a pill this large? Good news! It's a suppository!

These pills look as hard to swallow as another 4 years of Obama!!

"Look on the bright size..by filling this 1 prescription, you've met your family deductible for the year!"

"...and please tell Alice that when the prescription label says 'Take with food', it does NOT mean cakes labelled 'Eat Me.'

"Well, Geppetto, the bottle has to be big enough to hold everything - there's the marker strobe, the red and white marine paint, the chain and the weight - you did request something to turn Pinocchio into a real buoy, didn't you?"

I've always wondered what the 'fillers' were in generics, too.

There's a much smaller non-generic, but on your plan that's going to cost about 20x more.

"Sir, It's really not our fault that your doctor's handwriting is illegible."

"Is everything correct as it appears on the label?"

Whew you're lucky mayor bloomberg doesn't live here

We're having a special on Viagra today. Have a great evening!

I borrowed the Angel Gabriel's halo for bait.

Isn't it a shame we can't train Coyotes to chase away all those pesky Canada geese.

I'll be right with you sir, the drug rep just dropped off Lance Armstrongs steroids for the week. I should get a gold medal for just being able to carry the bottle!

If you need me I'll be in the back. If I'm not out in 5 minutes, call an ambulance.